I am sad to report that after days of doing nothing but reading hotel descriptions, I got confused. My hotel does not, in fact, have a workout room. Which means that I was left to my own devices with wine and bubble bath and bad tv with nothing to counterbalance these sedentary vices. Tomorrow I will concern myself with being healthy... for tonight, I'm going to enjoy The Office.
"I can't say whether Dunder Mifflin paper is less flammable, sir, but I can certainly assure you that it is not more flammable."
--My beloved future husband, John Krasinski